How much would you pay for some melons?

The first two Yubari melons of the season were auctioned Friday in northern Japan and only cost $5,200. Expensive you say, maybe but it's a bargain if you consider last year's winning bid - a record 2.5 million yen, or about $26,000. In 2007 they sold for about $20,000.

McDonalds give away FREE condoms to kids!

FRIBOURG, Switzerland - Swiss police said they are investigating a 7 year-old girl's discovery of a condom in her McDonald's Happy Meal.

Google Earth used to catch Drug farmers!

ZURICH, Switzerland - Swiss police said Thursday they stumbled across a large marijuana plantation while using Google Earth, the search engine company's satellite mapping software.

Mice set cat home on fire!

Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.

Man says God ordered him to ram vehicle!

SAN ANTONIO - A man who rammed his truck into a woman's vehicle on a highway early Friday told authorities he crashed into her while going more than 100 mph because God told him "she needed to be taken off the road,, like all women drivers."

Panda Bites Idiot, who wanted a hug!

BEIJING - A college student in southern China just needed a hug, but he probably shouldn't have picked a panda for his warm and fuzzy moment.

Instead of a hug, the panda bit the student after he broke into the animal's zoo enclosure.

Police to test you for drugs before you can enter a bar!

Pub-goers in Aberdeen are facing a drugs test before entering bars.

WTF Freedom?

Dead goldfish asked to vote

Dead goldfish gets voter registration material 'Princess Nudelman' won't cast a ballot, but Ill. mailing stirs controversy.

WTF America?

The Worlds Stupidest Criminal

Car thief caught on camera with a clear view of his neck which had his surname and date of birth tattooed on it.

What a dumbass!

Australia has at least 100,000 lonely women!

New statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.

Arise Sir Pingu!

Nils Olav, a penguin, was knighted in London!
The knighthood ceremony began Friday morning with speeches and a fanfare before the penguin arrived

'Porn inspector' demands free videos!

Police were investigating the disappearance of a venomous snake from an aquarium in Galveston, Texas, and said they believe the reptile has been stolen.

Venomous Viper Stolen!

Police were investigating the disappearance of a venomous snake from an aquarium in Galveston, Texas, and said they believe the reptile has been stolen.

Iowa judge rules nude dancing is an art!

DES MOINES, Iowa - Nude dancing remains an art in Iowa.

A judge Friday ruled in favor of a nude dancing club owner charged with violating Iowa's indecent exposure law.

Big Bear gets bored on the golf course!

Difficult pin placements and faster, drier greens flustered the field and only five golfers managed to shoot below par, including Fred Funk, whose 1-under 69 gave him the lead at the halfway point of the U.S. Senior Open.

Oh Yeah and a big fucking bear.

The name "Talula Does The Hula" is banned!

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.

2 guys get put in Jail for setting friends nuts on FIRE !

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his nuts.

New York Man sues Subway for knife inside his sandwich!

A New York man claimed in a lawsuit filed on Wednesday that he found a knife with a 7-inch blade baked into the bread of his foot-long "Cold Cut Trio" Subway sandwich.

An unwitting/lucky passenger arriving at Japan's Narita airport has received 142g of cannabis after a customs test went wrong, officials say.

A customs officer hid a package of the banned substance in a side pocket of a randomly chosen suitcase in order to test airport security.

US car dealer in free gun offer. No Really.

A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.

Barack Obama is a SEXIST misogynistic pig.

Well at least according to some press reports

HARRY Potter has been put on the A-level English curriculum!

JK Rowling’s tales of the boy wizard, below, and his head teacher Dumbledore will be studied alongside Shakespeare and Dickens