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Big Bear gets bored on the golf course!
Even the Bear is Bored!
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The Broadmoor’s East Course was quite a bear Friday.
Difficult pin placements and faster, drier greens flustered the field and only five golfers managed to shoot below par, including Fred Funk, whose 1-under 69 gave him the lead at the halfway point of the U.S. Senior Open.
Oh Yeah and a big fucking bear.
Nobody was harmed, and neither was the bear.
“(Jack) Nicklaus isn’t here, so I guess that’s a substitute,” cracked Funk (a golfer).
Although tournament officials were prepared to tranquilize the animal and stop play were it to become aggressive or spooked, after several minutes the bear went home.
Even the bear was apparently bored of watching men hitting a ball through a field and chasing it.