Dangerous and Strange Fetishes

We are going to start off gently to build up your, our understanding of fetishes.

We, being of the internet age see a lot of stuff on the web about people’s sexual fantasies etc.

First two foot fetishes that we do not understand.

1. Dream Girls in Socks. Yes the picture tells all, guys and I think some girls lie down and touch themselves while smelling other people’s feet, and the smellier the better apparently.

Danger level: Very Low

2. Ultimate Pedal Pumping This is where a guy sits in a car with a woman driver and masturbates as he watches her; sometimes bare feet use the accelerator, clutch and hopefully, brake pedals.

Danger Level: Low, if she can drive a fucking car and knows where the brake is.

Now, what about balloons?

Quoted from their website.

“Naked Wendy is tied to a bed with tights and stockings, we stick balloons all over her nude body, making sure some balloons are stuck right between her legs, pressed tightly onto her pussy, and making sure balloons are also stuck securely onto her boobs and nipples. This is when Wendy starts worrying about what's to come next. The inflated balloons are popped one by one, causing loud and scary mini explosions. Each burst balloon whips screaming Wendy anywhere it reaches her. She really does get it hard and painful.”

“Pat is chained naked to the ceiling and we stick balloons all over her body. Then the balloons are popped on her bare skin whipping Pat all over her nude body. A large balloon is stuck onto Pat's forehead and popped.”

Danger level: Low unless you choke on a balloon that is burst in your mouth.

Farting Fetishes.

Here is a picture of a fart girl DVD available now.

Yes farting/breaking wind in someones face is sexy and a turn on, so those boys in high school were just trying to get you aroused!

Danger level: Low unless your "partner likes Indian or Mexican food.

OK continue to read and look at your own risk.

(Warning contains Graphic Images! )

We are getting into the serious shit now.

Fire Fetishes.

Girl lights a cigarette or cigar and either gives the guy a hand job or a half smoked blowjob, not so dangerous unless you have asthma, or you believe all that second hand smoke gives you cancer stuff.

But then she sets fire to your balls with the same lighter she used for her cigarette.

Then.

God damn!

Danger Level: Medium, she just set fire to your nuts for fuck sake.

(Related News: 2 Guys go to jail for setting their passed out friend’s nuts on fire)

OK, Serious shit now.

Male Genital Destruction, Ball busting, Crushing.

These images speak for themselves.

And frankly the less said about this the better.

Nothing to Serious would like to ask “WHY, would you want to do that?” Did you wake up one morning, have you coco puffs and think, “I know, if a woman stands on my balls and kick my dick, I might like it.” Then pick up the Yellow Pages and find Dick Kickers “R” Us.

We have always had the same kind of misunderstanding about people that decide to have a piercing on their penis. And why is it called a Prince Albert?

Danger level: High, someone is standing on and kicking you in the balls, for pleasure?

What if she kicks your dick OFF?

Drinking your, or someone else’s urine.

We are not sure about the health risks here.

But there is this

We couldn’t be bothered spending time looking at this shit on the internet, as we thought the FBI might turn up at our office.

Again, wake up in the morning, got to the fridge, milk no, Pepsi no, I know I will have a nice refreshing glass of my own pee. WTF, why not make a coffee?

Danger level: Not Sure? But it is urine!

Channel 4 UK TV, Showed a documentary once, a long time ago about fetishes and mistresses etc. There was an old guy, maybe 60/65 who paid a fat blonde mistress to grate his dick with a cheese grater, while he drank a glass of her urine, for real.

We could not find a clip of this on the interweb, but when we do we will post it here.

Urine related news:

Alan Patton faces charges after he allegedly hid inside public restrooms as part of an attempt to obtain and drink boys' urine.

According to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to collect urine inside a men's restroom at Sports Ohio in Dublin on June 14, 10TV's Kurt Ludlow reported.

Police said that Patton, 56, had shut off water to the urinals and placed cups inside them. Police subsequently charged Patton with criminal mischief, Ludlow reported.

Now we think he should have been charged with theft. Stealing urine is a serious offence.

The main event: Autoerotic Asphyxia

Erotic asphyxiation refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal.

It is also called asphyxiophilia, autoerotic asphyxia, or breath control play. A person engaging in the activity is sometimes called a gasper. The erotic interest in asphyxiation is classified as a paraphilia.

Danger level: Fucking High!

True related thing: A girl we once new asked me to strangle her while we were “making love” I looked at her with a WTF look on my face.

In work the next day we told the story and one guy said “What you should do is take some stockings and tie them to the bed posts, and then wrap them around her neck. When she wants to be breathless she can do it herself.”

We asked “How the fuck would someone know that?”

Well, now you know it too.

Michael Hutchence from the band INXS died doing this shit, apparently “alone” at the time.

And the official cause of death was suicide.

Other dead people of note through Autoerotic Asphyxia

The composer Frantisek Kotzwara died from erotic asphyxiation in 1791, probably the first recorded case.

Sada Abe killed her lover, Kichizo Ishida, through erotic asphyxiation in 1936, proceeding to cut off his testicles and carry them in her handbag for a number of days.
The case caused a sensation in 1930s Japan and has remained one of the most famous Japanese murder cases of all time.

Stage and screen actor Albert Dekker was found in 1968 with his body graffitized and a noose around his neck in his bathroom.

The artist Vaughn Bodé died from this cause in 1975.

Progressive rock musician Kevin Gilbert died from this in 1996, as did drummer Robin Hanssen.

Hideto Matsumoto, guitarist of X Japan, died mysteriously by self-strangulation with a towel. Autoerotic asphyxiation is one of several proposed scenarios.