“They Live” Camera Inventor In FBI Custody.

Adriano Hoozlebleed was taken into FBI custody today after pictures from his prototype camera spread on the internet.

Adriano Hoozlebleed, the inventor of the so called “They Live” camera, named after the 1988 movie of the same name was taken into custody by the FBI today after pictures taken on his prototype “all seeing camera” were uploaded to the internet.

Brazilian born Fabio was quoted as saying “Hey man, I don’t know nothing!” on his arrest.

The FBI have refused to comment, but an inside source told Nothing To Serious “Yeah, we have him, and he ain’t getting out till we get that damn camera or the Jessica Alba pictures.”

The Brazilian government was unavailable and did not immediately return our calls.

Ronaldo the Brazilian and AC Milan soccer player told NTS “I wish that camera worked on hookers.”

Britney Spears was unavailable as she was drunk in a bar in Los Angeles.

Estranged husband KF told NTS “She’s a fu***d up bitch.”

We were not sure if he was talking about Ms Spears or not, but we liked the quote so we used it anyway.

Michael (Jesus Juice) Jackson told Nothing To Serious “Macaulay and I are just friends.”

Again it’s an irrelevant quote but we used it anyway.

The pictures appear to show alien life forms inside of well noted and sometime respected celebrities.

Apple boss Steve Jobs said “We were just about to release the ixcam but now we are going to wait till this dies down.”

The Whitehouse have denied all access to The President, saying “The only aliens we know of are hiding in Iran.”

C.J. Cregg press secretary said “We know where the aliens are and we are going to get them.”

Toby Ziegler denies this.

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