Starbucks cup found on mars, and some ice as well!

A discarded Starbucks cup was uncovered by Nasa's Phoenix lander, and it also found what looks like ice.

NASA's Pheonix Lander has uncovered the remains of a Starbucks coffee cup. It also found some ice, they think. As you can see from the above picture the ice appears to be melting, and the coffee cup is not.

Koffee Annand the new Starbucks spokes person told NTS "We have branches everywhere, so why are you suprised by this discovery, we even have a Starbucks inside another Starbucks."

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Mr Annand denied the discovery of an alien logo, stating, "well that's just stupid, why would we spend extra money on printing things twice?"

New Mars Frappe.

We called the Starbucks HQ and asked for an intergallactic menu. The girl on the phone told us that all menus were the same. We did more research and found that some of the other items on Starbucks menus may actually be fit for human consumption.

"It must be ice," said Dr Peter Smith, Phoenix's principal investigator, who is based at the University of Arizona, Tucson. Which has an on campus Starbucks.

"These little clumps completely disappearing over the course of a few days, that is perfect evidence that it's ice," he said.

"There had been some question whether the bright material was salt," he added.

"Salt can't do that."

The dice-sized chunks were unearthed in a trench informally known as Dodo-Goldilocks, which Phoenix dug and photographed on the 20th day of its stay on Mars.

Four days later when the trench was snapped again, some of the chunks had disappeared.

When we asked Dr Smith about the Starbucks cup, he told us "Pheonix must have dropped it."

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