Jolie – Pitt Adopted Family Threaten Paparazzi

In these stunning pictures we can see the Jolie – Pitt newly adopted family threaten the paparazzi with bows and arrows.

Mark Snapper one of the “photographers” involved told Nothing To Serious, “It was terrifying; we were just doing our job when they started firing arrows at us.”

Effy Geoffy another member of the paparazzi “team” said “We were just minding our own business when arrows started bouncing off of our helicopter.”

A spokesperson for the Jolie – Pitt family refused to comment on the incident.

The Jolie - Pitt Family looking good.

Looks a bit like Krippendorf's Tribe

When we received the pictures we couldn't help but notice a more than slight resemblances.

Wife of Sasquatch

Messin With Sasquatch

After more research, we love research (NSFW), we found some interesting facts.

Jolie told the UK's GMTV, "Our three-year-old and four-year-old keep saying they have animals in their bellies."

The actress continued, "Our daughter keeps saying that she's got little piggies and she has to eat brownies because the piggies need to eat brownies. And our four-year-old says he's got monkeys. So it's become fun in the house."

We bet it is.

Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt are expecting a double delivery this summer. "I'm very happy," Jolie said.

The twins will be the 5th and 6th kids in the Jolie-Pitt clan which, includes Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, nearly 2. Jolie said she may deliver the babies to France.

"French is a second language in the house," she said at a press conference for Kung Fu Panda last week.

The spokesperson from UPS did not deny or confirm if they are involved in the baby deliveries.

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