Are the Monsters Rising?

With the release of more and more pictures, we think that the Monsters are Rising and will attack humanity soon…..

With the recent sightings of Nessie, the loch Ness monster: and the discovery of a real Chupacabra we here at NTS have started researching the latest discoveries of real living monsters.

A Chupacabra

We spoke to Angus McAngus of Scotland, who took the new Nessie picture while on holiday at Loch Ness.

He told us a lot of stuff but we couldn’t understand any of it.

We found a man in a bar who agreed to act as our translator, and he told us “It’s a big, huge monster, beastie thing.”

We decided to leave Loch Ness because it was cold and boring.

We headed to the USA, where there has been a spate of recent sightings and photographs of “monsters”.

The Montauk Monster

We spoke to Rachel Goldberg, who claimed to have seen the Montauk monster, “yes it’s real, and I have seen it.”

When asked if it was all an elaborate hoax to promote her brothers new film Splinterheads, she ran away.

We were starting to get a bit skeptical until the army released the docu-drama Cloverfield.

The Cloverfield Monster

We headed to New York, and boy did they rebuild that fast. We discovered that the people of New York were not going to talk about the cover up so we called the pentagon demanding answers. They hung up on us!

This picture came from Tampa.

A Giant Sea Monster

We asked a local marine biologist to explain the massive sea monster and she said “Oh, that’s a giant sturgeon; there are lots of them in the sea.”

When asked if they were dangerous to humans she told NTS “I’m not sure, maybe!”

We had also heard about the “bigfoot in a freezer” hoax, but we had to investigate this picture.

Is This The Real Bigfoot?

Nobody would tell us who took the picture so we moved on.

Japan, for those of you who don’t know us, we like to research in Japan

Godzilla Returns Home!

Now that Godzilla has returned home to Tokyo after going to watch the Olympics in Beijing, Japan is a safer place to live. Godzilla protects all Japanese people from all of the other monsters trying to kill and eat them.

Except for the population of Okanagan. The Lake in Okanagan also has a monster in it, just like Nessie in Scotland. This 135 km long lake with an assumed maximum depth of 232 meters hides the Okanagan Monster.

The Okanagan Monster!

We spoke to Mr.Tamaguchi, a local bar owner, he told us that the people here are not afraid of the monster. “Every month we feed him with shrimp.” We asked him if the people of Okanagan were disappointed with Godzilla not protecting them he said “No, we have ninjas.”

The monster trail went a bit cold after that so we headed back to Tokyo for a little holiday.

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