Paul Weitz to direct The Half Blood Prince!

In the spirit of Halloween, we thought we should do something spooky, but then we heard that American Pie director Paul Weitz is going to take over the directors roll for Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince.

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As Harry Potter begins his 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he discovers an old book marked mysteriously "This book is the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort's dark past. We asked Paul, “Why were you brought in?”

“Well David (Yates) is a great director and has done most of the Potter movies, they just wanted to spice things up a bit.”

“So what are you doing to spice things up?”

“Firstly, I have changed the school uniforms a little, and we have made some slight alterations to the script and maybe added a few new characters.”

When we asked Paul about the changes, he declined to answer, so we investigated a little further.

A source inside the studio told us that “Stifler will make an appearance.”

We also got hold of some pictures and script excerpts.

INT HOGWARTS DINNING ROOM

HARRY POTTER
So Hermione, how about some time alone later?

HERMIONE GRANGER
I have to study, Harry. And so should you.

SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT
Hey Hermione, you want some of the Stifmeister?

EXT HOGWARTS

Harry stands watching a sports car arrive. Harry gets all flustered as the car stops.

HARRY POTTER
Stiflers Mum?

HARRY gets in to the sports car with an undisclosed figure, and they drive off into the night.

Steve Stifler

We asked Warner Brothers about the new characters and they told us “The franchise is nearly over so we have to make the different options available for DVD sales.”

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When asked what they meant the Warner Brothers spokesperson said “You know, special release DVD’s like, NEW extended edition with even more Stifler, or with FREE poster of The Stifmeister.”

Daniel Radcliff, who plays Harry Potter in the films, was unavailable for comment as he is currently showing his penis to horses in London.

We did however get to speak to Rupert Grint, the ginger one, who told us, “It is much more than a Harry Potter movie now, and we are hoping to get Tinto Brass in as a producer.”

Well it looks like HP has come of age at last, you can now go to the movies with your girlfriend and feel no shame.

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