Gorillas Getting Pissed!

A new study has revealed that our furry friends, the primates are a lot more sophisticated than we thought.

Getting drunk and having wild parties seem to be the norm in the Congo nowadays.

Dian Fossey never told it like this.

Pictures released by the Primates in Special Studies (P.I.S.S) show gorillas drinking beer and smoking cigars.

“They steal them from the stupid tourists, much the same as the bears stealing food from idiots in Canada.” Dave Fussy, the spokesmen from P.I.S.S told NTS.

Young Gorilla drinking beer.

This picture taking taken by P.I.S.S clearly shows a family of gorillas, the mother sits quietly as her young son gets drunk on beer.

Other, unreleased pictures show wild parties in the jungle, including, what can only be described as "monkey orgies" with Gorillas, chimpanzees and baboons, together.
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Max Mosley with a Special Friend!

We asked Max Mosley, if he had ever been involved in these “parties,” Max told us “No, they don’t wear uniforms.”

Mr. Fussy said, “The primates, go down from the mountain and into the town, pick the locks of the tourists’ cars and drive the contents away.” Dave continued, “They watch tourists load their cars with beer and stuff, and then the gorillas steal the car!”

We contacted The Fossey Foundation which was founded by Dian Fossey in 1978 to save the Gorillas. http://www.gorillafund.org/

Which is dedicated to the conservation of gorillas and their habitats in Africa through anti-poaching, regular monitoring, research, education and support of local communities, DFGFI uniquely continues to promote the ideals and vision of Dr. Dian Fossey.

They told us, “P.I.S.S is exactly that, they give beer and cigars to primates and then take pictures, it's monkey exploitation!”

When asked about the orgy pictures they told NTS, “Well P.I.S.S pay good money.”

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