Italian Bars Trying to Prevent Ugly Babies.

Bar and club owners in Italy are working together to stop ugly babies being born.

A new drug called Sobereyes is being tested all around Italy, without the customers consent!

We spoke to Mr. Mario DePlubber, the man behind the idea, he told NTS, "For generations, the beauty of the Italian people has been diluted by alcohol, so it is time to stop beautiful people having sexual relations with ugly people. And this normally happens after alcohol has been taken."

When asked how this was possible he explained.

"We have trained all of the bartenders, waiting staff and even the bus boy's to spot potential mistakes."

We asked him to expand on what he meant by "mistakes".

"We know that ugly people, both male and female, are predators and will stop at nothing to wake up with a beautiful conquest the next day, so our staff put a few drops of Sobereyes into the handsome persons drink, making them see their potential partner as they really are, and not through beer goggles."

Beautiful People Make Beautiful Babies

We went to one of Rome's hottest nightclubs "Metaverso" to see this in practice.

And sure enough there were some pretty ugly guys and girl's in there, trying to get to know some of the hotter, completely out of their league partners. Within moments of a very pretty Italian girl accepting a drink from an overweight greasy tourist, the bartender quietly slipped a few drops of Sobereyes into her drink. Suddenly she stared at the greasy tourist, got up and walked away.

We avoided talking to anyone who was out of our league, just in case. But we did speak to some ugly people who told us, "It's just not fair!"

Mark a British computer programmer living in Rome told us, "How are we meant to get a pretty girl to sleep with us, when they are doing this? Now the only girls I can date are either ugly or from the internet."

We explained to Mark about the value of hookers, to which he responded, “So I have to pay to have sex with an ugly girl too.”

Italy is Trying To Stop This.

We left Mark and the other ugly people to be sad and lonely, and went for a pizza.

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