Ancient Aztec Temple discovered in New York!

An ancient Aztec temple was discovered in Central Park, New York earlier this week by a Japanese tourist.

Mr. Takana, who is in New York taking pictures of “western things” told NTS, “I just stopped for some noodles in the park, and there it was, a big temple.”

We wondered why it had never been discovered before, so we asked Professor Montezuma, an Aztecologist, why had nobody reported this find before.

He said “I guess the New Yorkers are just to busy to notice it.”

The Professor continued to tell us about the history of the temple; something about ancient rituals, human sacrifice and the Sun GOD, but to be honest we didn’t really listen to him going on about history.

We asked some of the locals who were in the park, having lunch or just sitting around, “have you ever seen the temple before?”

Mary Zinger, a New Yorker, told us, “I guess not, and frankly I think they should tear it down and build a parking lot, parking in New York is a nightmare.”

It turns out that Mary, like us, is not too interested in history either.

We tried to contact the Pentagon, to find out why the temple was not in the Cloverfield documentary, but they refused to talk to us.

Also an email we sent to President elect Obama has yet to be answered.

The Aztec Temple in New York!

So I guess we will just have a little holiday in New York, and see what else we can find. Where do the hookers hang out?

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