Man, who saw James Brown in concert once, puts “Relics” up for auction!

James Van Der Lawser is auctioning off his “relics of soul.”

The 33 year old from Amsterdam, Holland told NTS “It is James Brown thing; he was hero to Dutch people.”

The item expected to get the highest bid is a light green shirt with “Little Jimmy” sewn into the washing label.

“Yes, my mother sewed the name in for me at high school, because other children were stealing my clothes.”

Jimmys Mom sewed this for him. He was 17.

James is hoping to raise money through the auction so he can buy more marijuana.

“Yes we can still smoke dope here, but we can not put tobacco in the joints anymore, as that would be illegal.”

Yes folks you can still go to those little “cafes” and smoke drugs all day long. But now you can not mix the marijuana with tobacco! It is breaking the law.

Dutch Soccer Boots

Also on sale are a pair of Mr. Van Der Lawser’s old Dutch soccer boots. “Yes, they are very special for the James Brown.” He said.

We asked James about the ripped Jeans, “My sister made them for me.” He said.

We asked “are they girls’ jeans?”

“Yes we share!”

We left Mr. Van Der Lawser getting stoned in a coffee shop and decided to do some "research" in Amsterdam. (You know we like our research NSFW)

A Little Bo Peep Show in Amsterdam

We decided to have a look around the "Red Light District"

Amsterdam Red Light District Map

From brothels to sex shops to museums, the Red Light District leaves nothing to the imagination.

It is very likely that you will have heard about this neighbourhood and to be frank, everything you will have heard is probably true , but to really put rumours to rest, you have got to check it out for yourself.

Certainly, the Red Light District that everyone knows about is the one where women, of all nationalities, parade their wares in red-fringed window parlours, many ready to offer more than a school boy peep-show in a private cabin.

Another familiar image of the Red Light District is of packs of men, young and old and busloads of Japanese tourists pointing cameras (just not in the direction of the female entertainers! Strictly banned!). This is proof enough that the RLD deserves a visit, if not a little look in.

Scary Looking Hooker, may be a man?

We wandered around among the packs of other men, not feeling or looking seedy at all, honest.

Bondage Gear in Amsterdam

Then we found this shop.

We left Amsterdam, good luck with the auction James, bye.

We did notice that the Dutch used Bikini wearing Aliens to sell their cell/mobile phones, in the airport. Well Done Holland.

South Korea next week.

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