Alien Invasion Cancelled!

The alien invasion that was reported has been cancelled!

The aliens were first seen in Tokyo, Japan on Friday night, and have reportedly left the earth after leaving this message to humankind.

John Greyhead the IDIOTS (Intergalactic Democratic Institute Of Tourism Syndicate) spokesperson told Nothing To Serious, “We think the message is telling us that they will never return to earth as we are too weird.”

We here at NTS decided to take a little trip to Tokyo, just to see what the aliens thought was too weird for their intergalactic asses.

Remember this is purely research folks!

We decided that the best place to start for any tourist, including intergalactic ones would be a bar. And Tokyo has lots and lots of bars. Just bring lots and lots of cash!

We started at the SOME LIKE IT HOT Marilyn Monroe club; American Crystal, Tokyo.

A customer calls Mari from the other side of a one-way mirror and asks her to stand over an air vent.

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Ok not too weird to see a group of old Japanese business men drool over a not very convincing Marilyn Monroe look/dress alike. Ok maybe a little weird!

Let’s move on. We left Tokyo and headed south, the next morning we checked in to a Hotel in Osaka. The Hotel Dayo Zenin Syugo, after a little sleep we decided to go for a little drink and some food, the receptionist told us to stay inside the hotel and have a drink and a meal at JUST DESSERTS the hotel bar.

Customers who pay an additional 2,000 yen get to play with a friend in a tub of green gel.

NSFW Version Here 18+

We went for a burger instead.

In Kobe.

ALL ABOARD The Pervert train; Densha de Go Go (Go-Go Train), Kobe. This chikan densha (pervert train) holds up to 14 customers at a time for sessions of groping in a crowded train. Yes a train dedicated to groping.

Sadly the didn't have any burgers like the Eurostar, so we left, maybe not as quickly as we could have, but we did leave.

Back to Tokyo.

And we are really hungry now.

Feeling as if we were not pure enough for a sandwich. (See Pervert Train Above.)

And not being too sure why we needed to have a fear of cheese. we left Japan.

Hungry, tired and broke.

We agree with the aliens. Next week we are going to Denver.

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