Alabama Marriage Laws Change!

The state of Alabama has voted to change it's wedding laws. And today for the first time ever, a 2 people from different families married each other.

Today in Medicine Hut, Alabama two people from different families married. "This is a first for this county." Alabama Govenor Jed Jeddeson told Nothing To Serious. "Folks down here like to keep this kind of thing in the family!"

We asked the Govenor "if they were apposed to gay or same sex weddings?"

Govenor Jeddeson said "Heck no, if two brothers or sisters want to marry each other then who are we to stop that kind of love?"

Wilson Scott (pictured here) married his mother and his sister on the same day.

Wilson Scott told Nothing To Serious, "This is not right, how do us guys know if she will be a good wife, unless Dad has tried her first? I feel like our heratages are being torn away like a Bikeeny in a brothel."

Miss Redneck Bikeeny 2007

"I has been trying to marry ma uncle Teddy for 3 years, but his wife Katie, my sister keeps on complaining about it." Janey Jameson told NTS. Janey (pictured above) was the Miss Redneck Alabama in 2007. "I mow the lawn without a shirt just like my uncle." She said.

We were invited to a BBQ by Janey, so as to meet the rest of her family, including her uncle Teddy.

Uncle Teddy and his BBQ

We decided we were not hungry any more and went for a trip around Alabama.

We met up with Kevin and Kim Samms, who have been happily married for 3 months. "She's a good'n, just like my Dad and Brothers told me she would be." Kevin went on to explain why "Keeping it in the family" was best. "Well ya see, down here, we is not the same as them other Americans. We ain't about to be sharing our sisters and Moms with some other kind of people."

Kevin & Kim Samms

We asked him, "Do you mean African Americans or Hispanics, or just non American people?"

Kevin then told us "Well I an't be going to no voting and put my X next to no terminanator."

We were not sure what the fuck he was talking about. Then Kim Samms told us " I am loving my husband, and sometimes my brothers and my Daddy, but thet's what keeps family, family."

" And I didn't need to change my name."

We got the fuck out of Alabama.

We think we should go to Amsterdamn next week.

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